Wizard's Tower Café
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Gehenna – Eternal Roasted Potatoes - 6
Fresh from the lava, two hasselback potatoes topped with cheese, bacon, sour cream and green onion.
The air is heavy with smoke and ash, no matter which direction I head, it always seems uphill. In the dim glow from the lava pools, dark denizens gather. Chattering in their language, they lower lumps of food into the pool, hoping to get something edible. The most successful of these experiments they top with cool cream and bits of meat.
Limbo – Elemental Chaos Nachos - 8
Nachos with house-made tortilla chips, two kinds of cheese, green onion, olives, jalapenos and pico de gallo.
I have never seen such beauty or such destruction as that of Limbo. Elemental chaos, with smatterings of solids, liquids and gasses, only controlled by concentration. However there is a wonder to it, the pure forces fighting amongst themselves. With a little bit of focus, dashes of this and that, something truly wonderful can happen.
Add Chicken for $2
Carceri – Razorvine Wedges - 5
Potato wedges, seasoned with Devilish Garlic Parm or Demonic Spicy Cajun, with choice of dipping sauce.
I wonder if there would ever be an occasion for the devils and the demons to end their ceaseless war. The battlefields of Carceri are different from any other. These are not souls vying for survival, or forced to fight for masters. These are the battlegrounds of evil against evil. Everything they do is similar, yet different. Camps are set up, battle lines are drawn, and rations are made from the same, just seasoned differently.
Bytopia – Two Town Salad - 6
A twist on the classic caesar with house made dressing and crunchy tortilla croutons.
In all my journeys, Bytopia is one of my favourite places. Dirigibles traverse the sky between Dothion and Shurrock. The ports are always busy, the markets bustling, and the taverns have excellent food. A Bytopian favourite is the salad, popular in both cities. Though the Shurrockians prefer a slightly more expensive salad for the addition of meat.
Add Chicken for $2
Hades – Bolstering Stew - 10
A hearty bowl of beef stew with carrot and potato, sure to provide protection from the grey drab of Hades.
I have wandered through these wastes for only a day, and already I can feel it draining me. My footfalls heavy, the air thick with disease, I continue to trudge. The one thing I look forward to is my ration, a bowl of humble stew that lifts the hopes for but a fleeting time, filling my heart with a bolstering warmth.
Mechanus – Cog Pizza - 8
The cog is a perfectly imperfect pizza. Hand tossed with cheese and/or pepperoni, additional toppings are available at an extra cost.
The perfect place doesn’t exist, however Mechanus tries to come close. Each piece has it’s place, each cog spins in turn, and each entity works in harmony. However there is not a place for pushing past your boundary, or outside of your designated task, Mechanus tries hard, but in the end it is perfectly imperfect.
Add Jalepeno, Black Olives, and/or Red Onion for $1 each. Add Bacon for $1.5
Beastlands – Forage of the Faunel - 8
A grilled romaine salad, with blistered tomatoes and garden vegetables, dressed with house balsamic.
The noon sun beats down through the canopy as the humidity continues to climb. The beasts here have an intelligence to them, avoiding me. Until I stumble across an older elephant, seemingly waiting. He beckons me to sit, and offers me lunch and some welcome conversation.
Elysium – Sun Master's Wrap - 10
A blessedly good chicken caesar wrap with house-made dressing, and bacon. Served with Razorvine Wedges.
The blessed fields of Elysium are an excellent destination. The temperature is warm but mild, the paths are flat and broad, and the cities are bustling but not busy. Truly it is a place that is good. There is an old tavern lunch that they call Sun Master and Demons. It is a simple wrap with fresh produce and chicken, next to a dish that is suspiciously similar to the rations on Carceri.
Nine Hells – Cinnamor's Covenant - 3
Two wickedly good Cinnamon rolls, good enough to bargain with.
I was stuck down there, trapped deep in the Nine Hells. My guard, an elder demon named Cinnamor, had refused to budge, no amount of negotiation would sway him. Until eventually, I heard him sleeping, and he mentioned the most curious thing. He dreamt of a Cinnamon bun, from a boulangarie I had frequented. I promised him one a week, and he set me free. Thus Cinnamor's Covenant was made.
Arborea – Mounts of Arvandor - 1
Delicious peaks and valleys of chocolate covered in a sweet brown sugar cookie, the classic chocolate chunk.
I love Arborea. The orchards, the mountains, the valleys and the hills. All rolled together, with the high emotions of the people themselves, it is never a dull moment. I often find myself in the small towns, next to vineyards and orchards, in the shadows of the mountains, here they make small sweets baked into the shape of the mountains themselves.
The Abyss – Reckless Abandon - 4
An enticing treat, a chocolate covered brownie, split in two. This is worth The Abyss.
A great temptation, whispers in your ear. The demons want you, how exciting. The Abyss calls, and with a simple handshake, a word of agreement, it can be yours. All you need to do is agree, and then poof. You're under a demon's thumb, don't make deals with demons. But enjoy their brownies.
Mount Celestia – Seven Heavenly Layers - 5
A decadent mille-feuille, layers of puff pastry, a layer of custard, a layer of whipped cream, topped with sugar icing, and a drizzle of chocolate.
The mountain of virtue. Each step towards the peak is a step towards true enlightenment. Or so they say. At the base are excellent beaches, further up are towns, spas and relaxation destinations. People looking for a divine experience, should seek this place out.
Ysgard - Potion of Bravery -3
A refreshing lime flavoured soda, this will fill you with the confidence to take on any challenge.
The cold land of Ysgard is truly a beauty to behold, crashing lands churning through the skies. I found refuge in a remote mountain hall. The patrons, singing songs of vanquishing beasts and slaying lords drank a frothing green potion, which when I partook, I felt as though I could take on those same beasts.
Pandemonium – Potion of Madness -3
A cream soda that will blow your mind.
The winds howled as I passed through endless caverns, twisting and turning but never finding any exit. I could feel my mind writhing as I powered through, pushed by the relentless wind. I thought I had left the insanity behind, until I drank this potion, distilled with the essence of Pandemonium itself.
Arcadia – Potion of Polymorph -3
A magical soda of blue raspberry, transforming you from thirsty to satisfied.
The golden gardens of Arcadia are a sight to behold. Trees glimmer in the light of the orb, poised on the tallest mountain. Each tree produces a peculiar fruit, with wondrous effect. My favourite, a curious blue fruit, gave me the ability to change into a small creature. The locals juice it for this effect.
Acheron – Potion of Strength -3
An intense experience of strawberry soda, powering you up.
The sound of war rang throughout the realm. Enormous cubes smashed together above as armies clashed below. All throughout the barracks on every cube I saw barrels of a red potion, and taking a sample, I could suddenly throw aside a creature 3 times my size.
Flavour Shot + $0.75 (Chocolate, Mint, Caramel, Vanilla)
Oat Milk + $0.50, Milk and Sugar on request
All Espresso Shots are double (18g of Espresso Beans) unless otherwise specified
Ristretto - 1 oz, Short - 2 oz, Long - 3 oz
Americano - 3
Long shot of espresso in hot water
Espresso - 3
Short or long shot of happy goat espresso
Flat White - 4
Ristretto shot of espresso with warm, lightly steamed milk
Cortado - 4
Long shot of espresso with steamed milk
Cappuccino - 4
Short shot of espresso with foamed, steamed milk
Café Latte - 5
Short shot of espresso with foamed, steamed milk
Chai Latte - 4.5
A delicious blend of spices with steamed milk
Macchiato Latte - 5
Short shot of espresso dropped into foamed, steamed milk
Mocha - 5.25
Short shot of espresso with steamed milk and chocolate syrup
Hot Chocolate - 4
Chocolate syrup with steamed milk and whipped cream
Nitro Cold Brew - 4.5
Smooth nitro-cold brew
Transforming Lemonade - 3
House-made lemonade with butterfly flower extract
Tea - 2.5
Variety of teas that can be served hot (Earl Grey, orange pekoe, camomile, wild berries, English breakfast and green tea)
London Fog - 3
Earl grey tea with steamed milk and honey, a great mellow way to start your day
Iced Coffee - 4
Your favourite roast chilled with ice
Milk - 2
Glass of Milk
Chocolates (Milk & Dark)
Satisfy your sweet tooth with Wizard's Tower Chocolates!
Coins - 1
Embossed with the Wizard Tower Logo and made in-store
Bars - 5
Breakable bars for easy sharing featuring art reminiscent to Magic the Gathering lands